you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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