how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
my liver is dry heaving
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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