i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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