i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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