I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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