I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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