I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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