love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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