Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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