People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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