these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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