STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
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