is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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