Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
two words...techno handjob
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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