you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Just puked most of my soul out..
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