we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Shame - the story of my life.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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