I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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