she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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