somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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