We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
