YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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