kristin has been a bad kristin
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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