just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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