just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
BRING THE BAGELS
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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