I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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