I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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