Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
we're so committed to being not committed
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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