I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
he shaved USA in his pubs
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
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