Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
they're like a gay fantastic four
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Randomize
