What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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