How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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