Pregnant stripper...not hot.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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