like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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