If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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