That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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