tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Dick very happy bro
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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