so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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