If you die in college, do you die in real life?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
We need to get me chipped asap
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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