I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
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