Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
