Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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