i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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