fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
