yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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