jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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