dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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