Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
