We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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