i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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