Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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