Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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